After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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