i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
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The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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