It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
