We're like a lot better than the average bears
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
she peed on how many people?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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