And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
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I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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