it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
i out mim tonsoeep
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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