I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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