If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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