Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Randomize
