I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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