Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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