If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
We are two peas in an std pod
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
