woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
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