Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He did a backflip because drugs
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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