I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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