Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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