So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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