we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
When did angry sex become our thing?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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