Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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