she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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