This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
this hospital has no fireball
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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