She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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