"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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