Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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