There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
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you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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