just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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