I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
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