I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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