**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Barsexuality is the new black.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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