"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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