Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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