Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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