This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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