i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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