Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
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According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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