i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
nutella sex= disaster
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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