yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
tell me about the eggs
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