kristin has been a bad kristin
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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