A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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