i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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