I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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