problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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