just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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