North Korea, Best Korea!
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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