I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
where am i from again
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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