How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
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I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
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