okay pat passed out under dana's car
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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