But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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