she looked like the before picture.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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