The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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