well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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