everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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