we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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